new friends are everywhere

I befriended an old mexican drunk on the train today. His name is Polo. Even though he didn't speak a word of english and I only understood about half of his slurred spanish, I think we really hit it off. He even gave me his phone number and upon leaving the train, left a small puddle of vomit in front of me.(I think that's Mexican for "I like you".) I hope we are BFFs for L!! I'm totally calling him tommorrow ;)

Fuck the stars, look at me. Look how I shine for you.

boys boys boys

Spring isn't even here yet, but I seem to already be covered in lovebug bites. Or maybe these are just Lustbug bites, I could never fricken tell the difference. Alls I knows is that I'm in the mood for love...and sometimes you just need a little male affection in or around your mouth. (^_^)

Love me, love me, Say that you love me.
Me love you long time. sucky sucky fi dolla.

Yes we can WERRRRRK!

The RuBamas

RIP white pants

I just dont get it!! I followed all the rules. Its like wayyyy before Labor Day and still you were taken from me! You will be missed!

Margaret Thatcher Naked On a Cold Day

had a little photohoot in the park wih my girl Margie!

Boys Becoming Men

men becoming wolves

20,000 leagues under the sea...

All I want is to completely lose myself in a persons depth. I want to dive in, head first, and keep swimming deeper until I drown in their sea of knowledge. But sadly, all I seem to come across are puddles. Shallow puddles that dream of being oceans.

Posing for the Hunks of the Bux calander

Welcome to Starbux, may I service you?

if these walls could talk....

Message written on the F train wall:

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance,
Baffle them with bullshit"

Preach on F train!
Prepare to be baffled

SOBER

as a goat.


Oldies but Goldies

keep in mind im an artist...

So I'm sensitive about my shit

girrrrrrrl! have you seen ma lipstick??

I know I just put that shit in my bag!
louis vuitton concept bag...

OMG OMG OMG!!

COOLEST DAWG EVARRR!

Takin it to the face

Mmm baby ya so hard and stiff
Ya look so good, I just gotta take a whiff
I just know you gonna hit the spot
Just thinkin of you in me is makin me hot
Wanna put you in my mouth and suck ya hollow
and fuck yea nigga, I always swallow
Got me feelin so good, I just moan and grunt
You really were the perfect blunt

Are those pussywillows, Dottie?

Summer, please come back to me baby!

I miss you so much it hurts.
I dream of your warm embrace every night.
Come back and melt my cold icy heart.

Valentines day Shmalentines shmay

Welp...there goes another successful Valentines day for the books.
I actually had two V-day lovers this year! woot woot!
Their names are Mary Jane and Jack Daniels.
We shared a magical night together at my place.
And for all the pervs that are wondering...yes we had a threesome.
Jack was reluctant at first, but when he saw all of the fun Mary and I were having watching Xtube videos, he just couldnt resist joining us.
It was amazing...I think I might be in love.

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVARR!

Day One.

thumbs up to a good start!

Hi my name is Justin...Valle and this is my blog!

Im super psyched you all could join me on this adventure.

Although, I feel I must inform you now that there is no telling how long this will last.

My fear of commitment combined with my love of recreational drugs has proven to be a recipe for disaster...but who knows...maybe this time things will work out...right?

I sure do hope so.