Letter to Dakota

Dear Dakota Fanning,

I just finished watching The Runaways. And all I have to say is...YOU ARE GROUNDED, LITTLE MISSY! I was utterly shocked to see you girating, doing drugs, and kissing twilight bitches like that. I dont care how old you are, I better not EVER catch you shakin your snatch like a godless jezebel again.

Yours Truly,
J Valle



Where did we go wrong??

even though i had to wear that backbrace and you were kinda fat, we were still totally cutting edge

Just finished watching Romy and Michelles Highschool Reunion. (Best movie EVARR!) Now I totally can't friggin' wait for Justin's highschool reunion!

I may not be voted most successful or anything like that...but I will definitely be most fabulous. I swear, I'm gonna walk into that school like Lady Gaga on the red carpet.

I'd just love to say, "Suck it to all the bitches that never gave me any play...now I get more dick than all of you." (But in a classy way ^_^). And if that fails, I'll just say I invented post-its.